Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Wazdakka's Speed Freaks!





HQ: Wazdakka Gutsmek

HQ: Warboss

  • Bike
  • Power Klaw
  • Attack Squig
  • Cybork Body



Tr: 8 Nob Bikers

  • 2 Power Klaws
  • Pain Boy
  • 8 Kombi-Skorchas Stikkbombz
  • 4 Big Choppas
  • Waaaagh Banner

Tr: 12 Ork Bikers

  • Nob
  • Powerklaw
  • Boss Pole

Tr: 12 Ork Bikers

  • Nob
  • Powerklaw
  • Boss Pole

Tr: 11 Ork Bikers
  • Nob
  • Powerklaw
  • Boss Pole
                Wez de Orks, wez de strongest and our bikes is bettah den dat Scar boy Marine’z. Stupid hummies always mukkin’ up our WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH. Now comere ya grot and let da boss tellya what to do. First, you gotta get a good WAAAAGGGGHHH started, begin da match by stompin ya feet and chantin’ da Boss’ name. Don’t matta his name, but ya’s gotsta chant it. Next, look at da terrain. Are there buildin’s? Tell de enemy to stop bein a grot and take all da buildins off da table, Orks prefer runnin at da foe like Gork and Mork intended. Buildins just get in da way of da fightin, no buildins means betta fightin. Now dat da puny buildins is off da table it’s time to smash yur enemy. This list here packs more dakka than any Mekboy can fathom, 132 twin-linked dakkacannon shots a turn should put a hole in any grots or trukks. Da Nobz is 8 kombi-skorchaz to kill any troops dat get close enough to da flames. Da best part bout dis mob o’ boyz is that every last group has a klaw, we might as well be dem Bad Moonz boyz wit how much hardware we’z sportin’.
                As for da tactics, you run forward towards da grots. You shove things into dem and shoot dem with tha dakka. Simple as that ya git. Have a 4+ cover save on da fastest boyz in da world ain’t bad, you also get a 4+ armor save, cause we’z all ‘ard boyz ere. Put Wazdakka wit da nobz, more dakka in dat squad dan a looted wagon ya git. Jump into da fight wit yo warboss and da boyz and get a good chuckle as da humies try ta hurt yer cybork body, you paid gud teef for dat body, ya betta use it. Now go out  dere and WAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!

Monday, February 17, 2014

Earth, Lightning, Fire - How to win all games with Space Wolves

Earth, Wind, and Fire - Winning with Elemental Fury





HQ: Rune Priest 

  • Terminator Armor

HQ: Rune Priest

  • Terminator
  •  Bolter

HQ: Rune Priest 

  • Terminator
  • Chooser of the Slain

HQ: Njal Stormcaller, Lord of Tempests (Warlord)

  • Runic Terminator Armor


Tr: 15 Blood Claws

  • 2 Flamers
  • Power Weapon (I prefer Maul or Axe)


Tr: 15 Blood Claws

  • 2 Flamers
  • Power Weapon (I prefer Maul or Axe)


Tr: 15 Blood Claws

  • 2 Flamers
  • Power Weapon (I prefer Maul or Axe)


Tr: 15 Blood Claws

  • 2 Flamers
  • Power Weapon (I prefer Maul or Axe)


Tr: 15 Blood Claws

  • 2 Plasma Guns



                This is the newest Space Wolves craze that everyone should look into. Not only does this list give you 5 tough as nails troop options to deal with your foes, but it also gives you 4 methods of ripping the world asunder and forcing your foes into the bowels of hell! This list deals with everything. Having to fight treacherous Chaos Marines? Destroy them with your immense numbers and shrug off all Heldrake fire with your Terminator God Body. Force them to understand that facing the forces of the wolves is to face certain death. Make them wish that they had never left the Imperium of Man, and as a way to make amends to the glorious God Emperor they shall offer their meager Chaos Gods to be servants to Mankind! The Khan keeping you down? Set your forces forward to soak up the fire for your heavily armored Rune Priest party and let them fall into the pits of hell and eat your righteous flames! This same strategy works against any Tau silliness! Make those communist fish cows understand that wolves eat meat by forcing their slow rumps into the ground! Space Elves and Sexified Space Elves want your body because you are so manly? Say no to their tricks and herpes by stopping the re-rollable trollery with your Runes of Power! Now what do the Eldar and Dark Eldar have? Tricks that don’t work and herpes, not much to stop your Viking might! If the enemy is to scared to fight you on foot and requires the use of puny flying vehicles then it is your duty as a loyal son of Russ to remind them that, "If Russ had wished you to fly, then he would have given you wings." I recommend howling after this assertion as to instill fear into the coward's heart and make your stance fully known. Russ never tolerated those who employed cowardice into their tactics, so why should you?
This list will beat all lists. There are too many bodies for your foes to deal with, too much anger for their puny therapy sessions to stop, and too much manliness to not win. Bathe your foes in fire, earth, and lightning. This list not only can take foes at range, but also has little to fear with taking the fight straight to your enemy. Bloodclaws pack a massive amount of attacks on the charge and are capable of destroying heavily armored vehicles with your power maul and force weapon combos. Take the fight to your enemy with an unwavering tide of rage and elements. Become the wolf that stalks your enemies in the dead of night and rips their throat out. Be the Vlka Fenryka!