Wazdakka's Speed Freaks!

HQ: Wazdakka Gutsmek

HQ: Warboss

• Bike
• Power Klaw
• Attack Squig
• Cybork Body

Tr: 8 Nob Bikers

• 2 Power Klaws
• Pain Boy
• 8 Kombi-Skorchas Stikkbombz
• 4 Big Choppas
• Waaaagh Banner

Tr: 12 Ork Bikers

• Nob
• Powerklaw
• Boss Pole

Tr: 12 Ork Bikers

• Nob
• Powerklaw
• Boss Pole

Tr: 11 Ork Bikers

• Nob
• Powerklaw
• Boss Pole

                Wez de Orks, wez de strongest and our bikes is bettah den dat Scar boy Marine’z. Stupid hummies always mukkin’ up our WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH. Now comere ya grot and let da boss tellya what to do. First, you gotta get a good WAAAAGGGGHHH started, begin da match by stompin ya feet and chantin’ da Boss’ name. Don’t matta his name, but ya’s gotsta chant it. Next, look at da terrain. Are there buildin’s? Tell de enemy to stop bein a grot and take all da buildins off da table, Orks prefer runnin at da foe like Gork and Mork intended. Buildins just get in da way of da fightin, no buildins means betta fightin. Now dat da puny buildins is off da table it’s time to smash yur enemy. This list here packs more dakka than any Mekboy can fathom, 132 twin-linked dakkacannon shots a turn should put a hole in any grots or trukks. Da Nobz is 8 kombi-skorchaz to kill any troops dat get close enough to da flames. Da best part bout dis mob o’ boyz is that every last group has a klaw, we might as well be dem Bad Moonz boyz wit how much hardware we’z sportin’.

                As for da tactics, you run forward towards da grots. You shove things into dem and shoot dem with tha dakka. Simple as that ya git. Have a 4+ cover save on da fastest boyz in da world ain’t bad, you also get a 4+ armor save, cause we’z all ‘ard boyz ere. Put Wazdakka wit da nobz, more dakka in dat squad dan a looted wagon ya git. Jump into da fight wit yo warboss and da boyz and get a good chuckle as da humies try ta hurt yer cybork body, you paid gud teef for dat body, ya betta use it. Now go out  dere and WAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!