Murderfang! The Newest Murder Train for the Wolves.

Brothers! It has been far too long since we last sat around the fire and I regaled you with tales and instruction. I apologize for my absence, but I have been in the Warp on a great hunt for our primarch. While my search for him was fruitless, I have come upon a fallen brother who is a great boon to our chapter and to our battle tactics. 

Murderfang is our new dreadnought brother in arms. He is a ravenous killer with no pity for those in front of him. At less than 150 points, Murderfang is a steal and should be welcomed into any list. I repeat, he is so good he might as well be a part of the force organization chart. You might as well consider that your force org will look like 2 HQs, 2 Troops, and 1 Elite named Murderfang. Murderfang will give you on average 8-10 attacks on the charge at strength 8 and with an AP of 2. He is a character so he is able to issue challenges. So stick him into a group of elite warriors and watch as he inhales them all into his gluttonous bowels. Yes, he is a dreadnought but for some reason he still eats. He will slice and dice most infantry models in close combat and will completely destroy ork meganobz with a few slices of his mighty claws. If you need a unit dead then Murderfang is the dread for you. He even comes with It Will Not Die; because he hates everyone. 

That’s right, he hates everyone. That right there is the sole reason to play Murderfang. His rules are good and placing him inside of a drop pod is a missile your opponent will have to deal with sooner rather than later. But the very fact that Murderfang hates everyone in the 40k universe makes him the most impartial man in the entire story. He hates xenos, he hates humans, hell, he even hates his own chapter so much that they have to literally put him on ice and freeze him after every battle so that he doesn’t go on a homicidal rampage through the hallowed halls of the Fang. His impartiality makes him the moral compass that all 40k players should emulate: treat everyone fairly and equally (with claws to the tender bits). 

Not only is Murderfang a great teacher of valuable lessons, but he also allows you to put on rocking good shows while playing this marvelous game. It is advised (heavily) that you player heavy metal while you play this character. In fact, it is almost required that his drop pod is all black with spikes on it to represent the blackness of his heart and the metal of his body. Murderfang embodies everything that is metal: being hardcore, murder, hatred, and a drive that does not allow him to quit. While playing Murderfang you need to be playing a metal song (I recommend Murder Train for the near identical sound and how accurate the song is to his play style) and for you to laugh at lesser wolves who field our brother with no music and darkness. 

So go forth Brothers! Field our newest battle brother and wreak havoc upon our foes.

Wazdakka's Speed Freaks!

HQ: Wazdakka Gutsmek

HQ: Warboss

• Bike
• Power Klaw
• Attack Squig
• Cybork Body

Tr: 8 Nob Bikers

• 2 Power Klaws
• Pain Boy
• 8 Kombi-Skorchas Stikkbombz
• 4 Big Choppas
• Waaaagh Banner

Tr: 12 Ork Bikers

• Nob
• Powerklaw
• Boss Pole

Tr: 12 Ork Bikers

• Nob
• Powerklaw
• Boss Pole

Tr: 11 Ork Bikers

• Nob
• Powerklaw
• Boss Pole

                Wez de Orks, wez de strongest and our bikes is bettah den dat Scar boy Marine’z. Stupid hummies always mukkin’ up our WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH. Now comere ya grot and let da boss tellya what to do. First, you gotta get a good WAAAAGGGGHHH started, begin da match by stompin ya feet and chantin’ da Boss’ name. Don’t matta his name, but ya’s gotsta chant it. Next, look at da terrain. Are there buildin’s? Tell de enemy to stop bein a grot and take all da buildins off da table, Orks prefer runnin at da foe like Gork and Mork intended. Buildins just get in da way of da fightin, no buildins means betta fightin. Now dat da puny buildins is off da table it’s time to smash yur enemy. This list here packs more dakka than any Mekboy can fathom, 132 twin-linked dakkacannon shots a turn should put a hole in any grots or trukks. Da Nobz is 8 kombi-skorchaz to kill any troops dat get close enough to da flames. Da best part bout dis mob o’ boyz is that every last group has a klaw, we might as well be dem Bad Moonz boyz wit how much hardware we’z sportin’.

                As for da tactics, you run forward towards da grots. You shove things into dem and shoot dem with tha dakka. Simple as that ya git. Have a 4+ cover save on da fastest boyz in da world ain’t bad, you also get a 4+ armor save, cause we’z all ‘ard boyz ere. Put Wazdakka wit da nobz, more dakka in dat squad dan a looted wagon ya git. Jump into da fight wit yo warboss and da boyz and get a good chuckle as da humies try ta hurt yer cybork body, you paid gud teef for dat body, ya betta use it. Now go out  dere and WAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!

Earth, Lightning, Fire - How to win all games with Space Wolves

Earth, Wind, and Fire - Winning with Elemental Fury

HQ: Rune Priest 

• Terminator Armor

HQ: Rune Priest

• Terminator
•  Bolter

HQ: Rune Priest 

• Terminator
• Chooser of the Slain

HQ: Njal Stormcaller, Lord of Tempests (Warlord)

• Runic Terminator Armor

Tr: 15 Blood Claws

• 2 Flamers
• Power Weapon (I prefer Maul or Axe)

Tr: 15 Blood Claws

• 2 Flamers
• Power Weapon (I prefer Maul or Axe)

Tr: 15 Blood Claws

• 2 Flamers
• Power Weapon (I prefer Maul or Axe)

Tr: 15 Blood Claws

• 2 Flamers
• Power Weapon (I prefer Maul or Axe)

Tr: 15 Blood Claws

• 2 Plasma Guns

                This is the newest Space Wolves craze that everyone should look into. Not only does this list give you 5 tough as nails troop options to deal with your foes, but it also gives you 4 methods of ripping the world asunder and forcing your foes into the bowels of hell! This list deals with everything. Having to fight treacherous Chaos Marines? Destroy them with your immense numbers and shrug off all Heldrake fire with your Terminator God Body. Force them to understand that facing the forces of the wolves is to face certain death. Make them wish that they had never left the Imperium of Man, and as a way to make amends to the glorious God Emperor they shall offer their meager Chaos Gods to be servants to Mankind! The Khan keeping you down? Set your forces forward to soak up the fire for your heavily armored Rune Priest party and let them fall into the pits of hell and eat your righteous flames! This same strategy works against any Tau silliness! Make those communist fish cows understand that wolves eat meat by forcing their slow rumps into the ground! Space Elves and Sexified Space Elves want your body because you are so manly? Say no to their tricks and herpes by stopping the re-rollable trollery with your Runes of Power! Now what do the Eldar and Dark Eldar have? Tricks that don’t work and herpes, not much to stop your Viking might! If the enemy is to scared to fight you on foot and requires the use of puny flying vehicles then it is your duty as a loyal son of Russ to remind them that, "If Russ had wished you to fly, then he would have given you wings." I recommend howling after this assertion as to instill fear into the coward's heart and make your stance fully known. Russ never tolerated those who employed cowardice into their tactics, so why should you?

This list will beat all lists. There are too many bodies for your foes to deal with, too much anger for their puny therapy sessions to stop, and too much manliness to not win. Bathe your foes in fire, earth, and lightning. This list not only can take foes at range, but also has little to fear with taking the fight straight to your enemy. Bloodclaws pack a massive amount of attacks on the charge and are capable of destroying heavily armored vehicles with your power maul and force weapon combos. Take the fight to your enemy with an unwavering tide of rage and elements. Become the wolf that stalks your enemies in the dead of night and rips their throat out. Be the Vlka Fenryka!